An opportunity I wish I had.

I wish I had the opportunity to slug the asshole who decided it's okay to service a water tower at 6 am. For two weeks (luckily I was out of town for one of them) large machines have been sounding like jet planes in my backyard at all hours of the day. No letter saying "sorry for the inconvenience" or anything like that. Just loud machines at all the Godforsaken time. I'm a morning person but this shit is ridiculous. No, it's fuckin' ridiculous. If I could I'd sew the guy to my floor rug right by the back door so s/he could feel my pain. Now that's an opportunity I wish I had. Instead I just called the police department to complain.