The state of things.

Cryin' out loud. Current events are really something, eh? I can hardly wait to watch Jon Stewart tonight. First you've got the Astro-nut saga. And Pelsoi and the plane. She had to, man. She had to get the bigger plane for the sake of the war on terror. Oh my. And now Anna Nicole Smith? Shit. I love the news. And I always have. When I was a kid I'd of rather watched the news than Saturday morning cartoons. Just as long as I've been saying cryin' out loud.

And North Korea. Heavens, it's dramatic. This day was crazy enough without the nukes.