Not my dream cream.

Adios, substandard sweetened-with-Splenda International Delight Hazelnut Coffee Creamer quart-sized container. You have been a tasty addition to my coffee. You have helped some dollars by DIY-in' it rather than supporting my little local coffee shop. But your design sucks. Your Splendaness is sticky and glues the lid shut. When I gently open your mouth in the morning, the bottle mists my face, glasses, counter, kitchen with your hazelnutty goodness. Good luck with your product redesign; maybe we'll catch up again in the future 'cause you do taste great. But for now, I think we'll have to start seeing other people.